檢視詞謔/詞謔/一的原始碼

<h2 class="卷首題">詞謔</h2>
<h3 class="條題">一</h3>

<span class="書名">西廂記</span>謂之『春秋』，以會合以春，別離以秋云耳；或者以為如<span class="書名">春秋經</span>筆法之嚴者，妄也。<span class="專名">尹</span>太學<span class="專名">士直</span>輿中望見書舖標帖有『崔氏春秋』，笑曰：『吾止知<span class="書名">呂氏春秋</span>，乃<span class="專名">崔</span>氏亦有<span class="書名">春秋</span>乎？』亟買一冊，至家讀之，始知為<span class="專名">崔</span>氏<span class="專名">鶯鶯</span>事。前輩質朴，官至臺閣，猶不知<span class="書名">春秋</span>詞，宜其自嘆不如<span class="專名">丘仲深</span>博洽，又能為<span class="書名">五倫全備</span>戲文。<span class="專名">宋</span><span class="專名">張洽</span><span class="書名">春秋解</span>，又謂之<span class="書名">張氏春秋</span>，倘總然錯認，則<span class="專名">崔</span>、<span class="專名">張</span>事俱全矣。國制：<span class="書名">春秋</span>取士，兼用古註疏、三傳、<span class="專名">張</span>氏、<span class="專名">胡</span>氏。不知疏及三傳與<span class="專名">張</span>氏廢自何時，今惟主用<span class="專名">胡</span>傳。又一事亦甚可笑。一貢士過關，把關指揮止之曰：『據汝舉止，不似讀書人。』因問治何經，答以『春秋』；復問<span class="書名">春秋</span>首句，答以『春王正月』。指揮罵曰：『<span class="書名">春秋</span>首句乃「遊藝中原」，尚然不知，果是詐偽要冒渡關津者』。責十下而遣之。貢士泣訴於巡撫臺下，追攝指揮數之曰：『奈何輕辱貢士？』令軍牢拖泛責打。指揮不肯輸伏，團轉求免。巡撫笑曰：『腳跟無線如蓬轉。』又仰首聲冤，巡撫又笑曰：『望眼連天。』知不可免，請問責數，曰：『「先受了雪窗螢火二十年」，須痛責二十。』責已，指揮出而謝天謝地曰：『幸哉！幸哉！若是「雲路鵬程九萬里」，性命合休矣！』
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