檢視詞謔/詞套/一三的原始碼

<h3 class="條題">一三</h3>

<span class="書名">宋太祖龍虎風雲會</span>，出於<span class="專名">羅貫忠</span>之筆，此套正是雪夜幸<span class="專名">普</span>家。『正宮<span class="書名">端正好</span>　光射水晶宮，冷透鮫綃帳。夜深沈睡不穩龍床，離金門私出天街上，正風雪空中降。<span class="書名">滾綉毬</span>　似紛紛蝶翅飛，如漫漫柳絮狂。拂冰花旋風兒飄蕩，踐瓊瑤腳步匆忙。將白襴兩袖遮，把烏紗小帽盪。猛回頭將鳳樓凝望，全不見碧琉璃瓦甃鴛鴦。一霎兒九重宮闕如銀砌，半合兒萬里乾坤似玉妝，粉填滿封疆。<span class="書名">倘秀才</span>　我則見鐵桶般重門閉上。我將這銅獸面雙環扣響。敲門的我是<span class="專名">萬歲山</span>前<span class="專名">趙大郎</span>。堂中無客伴，燈下看文章。特來聽講。<span class="書名">呆骨朵</span>　衝寒風冒凍雪來相訪，有些箇機密事緊要商量。忙則沒了事公人。免禮波招賢宰相。這的是調鼎鼐三公府，那裡也剔頭髮<span class="專名">唐三藏</span>？我向這坐席間聽講書，你休來我耳邊廂叫點湯。<span class="書名">倘秀才</span>　朕不學<span class="專名">漢高皇</span>深居<span class="專名">未央</span>，朕不學<span class="專名">唐</span>天子停眠<span class="專名">晉陽</span>，常則是翠被寒生金鳳皇。有心思<span class="專名">傅說</span>，無夢到<span class="專名">高唐</span>，這是俺為君的勾當。<span class="書名">滾綉毬</span>　既然有四海，為一人；必須正三綱，謹五常。幼年間廣習鎗棒，恨未曾到<span class="專名">孔子</span>門牆。<span class="書名">尚書</span>是幾篇？<span class="書名">毛詩</span>共幾章？講<span class="書名">禮記</span>始知謙讓，論<span class="書名">春秋</span>可鑑興亡。朕待學<span class="專名">禹</span>、<span class="專名">湯</span>、<span class="專名">文</span>、<span class="專名">武</span>宗<span class="專名">堯</span>、<span class="專名">舜</span>，卿可及<span class="專名">房</span>、<span class="專名">杜</span>、<span class="專名">蕭</span>、<span class="專名">曹</span>立<span class="專名">漢</span>、<span class="專名">唐</span>，燮理陰陽。<span class="書名">倘秀才</span>　卿道是用<span class="書名">論語</span>治朝廷有方，卻原來只半部運山河在掌。聖道如天不可量！似恁般談經臨絳帳，索強如開宴出紅妝。聽說罷神清氣爽。<span class="書名">滾綉毬</span>　銀臺上畫燭明，金爐內寶篆香。不當煩老兄自斟佳釀，又何須著嫂嫂親捧霞觴？卿道是糟糠妻不下堂，朕須想貧賤交不可忘。常言道：「表壯不如裡壯，妻若賢夫免災殃。」朕得卿呵，正如<span class="專名">太甲</span>逢<span class="專名">伊尹</span>；卿得嫂嫂呵，恰似<span class="專名">梁鴻</span>配<span class="專名">孟光</span>，則願你福壽綿長。<span class="書名">倘秀才</span>　但歇息論前王、後王，恰合眼慮興邦、喪邦，因此上曉夜無眠想萬方，須不是歡娛嫌夜短，早難道寂寞恨更美，憂愁事幾樁。<span class="書名">滾綉毬</span>　憂則憂直更的身無掛體衣，憂則憂當站的家無隔宿糧，憂則憂甘貧的晝眠深巷，憂則憂讀書的夜寐寒窗，憂則憂號寒的妻怨夫，憂則憂啼飢的子喚娘，憂則憂行舡的一江風浪，憂則憂駕車的萬里經商，憂則憂布衣賢士無活計，憂則憂鐵甲將軍守戰場：題起來感嘆悲傷！<span class="書名">倘秀才</span>　憂的是百姓苦，向御榻心勞意穰；愁的是天下小，可教寡人眠思夢想。<span class="專名">太原府</span><span class="專名">劉崇</span>拒北方，我只待暫離丹鳳闕，親擁碧油幢，先取那<span class="專名">河東</span><span class="專名">上黨</span>。<span class="書名">滾綉毬</span>　卿道是<span class="專名">錢王</span>共<span class="專名">李王</span>，<span class="專名">劉鋹</span>與<span class="專名">孟㫤</span>，他每都無仁義着萬民失望，行霸道百姓遭殃。差何人收<span class="專名">四川</span>？命誰人定兩<span class="專名">廣</span>？取<span class="專名">吳</span>、<span class="專名">越</span>又須名將，下江南宜用忠良。要定奪展江山白玉擎天柱，索問您匡宇宙黃金駕海梁。仔細參詳！<span class="書名">脫布衫</span>　取<span class="專名">金陵</span>飛渡<span class="專名">長江</span>，到<span class="專名">錢塘</span>平定他邦。<span class="專名">西川</span>路休辭棧惡，<span class="專名">南蠻</span>地莫愁煙瘴。<span class="書名">醉太平</span>　陣衝開虎狼，身冒著風霜，六韞、三略定邊疆，把元戎印掌。人披鐵甲添雄壯，馬搖玉勒難遮當。鞭敲金鐙響玎璫，早班師<span class="專名">汴梁</span>。<span class="書名">煞</span>　有那等順天心、達天理、去邪歸正的皆疏放；有那等霸王業、抗王師、耀武揚威的盡滅亡。休虜掠民財，休傷殘民命，休淫污民妻，休燒燬民房。恤軍馬施仁發政，廣錢糧定賞行罰，保城池討逆招降。沿路上安民掛榜。從賑濟，任開倉。<span class="書名">煞尾</span>　朕專待正衣冠，尊相貌，就<span class="專名">凌煙</span>圖畫功臣像；卿莫負勒金石，銘鐘鼎，向青史標題姓字香。能用兵，善為將，有心機，有膽量。仰看天文算星象，俯察山川辨形狀。未戰先將九地量，決戰須將五間防。晝戰多將旗幟張，夜戰頻將火鼓揚。步戰屯雲護軍仗，水戰隨風使帆槳。奇、正相生兵最強，仁、智兼行勇怎當？專聽將軍定這廂，坐擬元戎取那廂。飛奏邊功進表章，齊和昇平回帝鄉。比及裂土分茅拜卿相，先將你各部下軍卒重重的賞。』――<span class="書名">呆骨朵</span>一作『那箇是披頭髮的<span class="專名">楊</span>和尚！』
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