檢視南戲傳奇/臨川夢/第十九齣/05曲的原始碼

<p class="曲"><span class="牌">混江龍</span>把不定陰陽機械，<span class="夾白">將一個</span>虛空架子立將來。<span class="夾白">神與氣</span>生結下幾家宗派，<span class="夾白">精和血</span>巧製就各樣形骸。<span class="夾白">無生有，有生無，便叫那</span>鄒衍談天難考究；<span class="夾白">治復亂，亂復治，假饒他</span>屈原、呵壁也費疑猜。<span class="夾白">有男女乃有夫婦，有境界乃有苦樂。</span>生產下一窩兒，<span class="夾白">啞債主有威權，暗使的親嬷嬷，</span>忍着疼輪班服役；供養着幾張嘴，<span class="夾白">肉衙門無盡藏。明捉住老爺爺</span>掙着命逐日銷差。<span class="夾白">苦煞了懦兒郎，聽凴恁</span>掂斤播兩，<span class="夾白">愁煞了窮夫婿，</span>忍耐他數米量柴。<span class="夾白">這一個積趲家私，</span>醉死夢生錢眼坐；<span class="夾白">那一個填還孽賬，</span>穿衣喫飯肉身挨。<span class="夾白">捧定這臭皮囊，較勝爭強，</span>成佛陞天都要死；<span class="夾白">戴了那粉骷髏，追歡取樂，</span>嫁雞隨犬各當災。<span class="夾白">羞答答喪門神，</span>一把兒冰肌玉骨；<span class="夾白">笑嘻嘻勾死鬼，</span>兩行兒紅粉金釵。百年間名韁利鎖苦牽連，一家兒男婚女嫁難交代。<span class="夾白">蓋棺時，博得個</span>夫妻恩愛一聲天；<span class="夾白">散夥時，償不了</span>兒孫衣食三生債。<span class="夾白">墳頭上幾點淚，</span>當不得返魂香；<span class="夾白">醉鄉中一杯茶，</span>冲破了鏖糟塊。<span class="科">末</span><span class="夾白">敢問功名富貴，以何為覺？<span class="科">淨</span>甚來由兩朵宮花，十年間，嘗遍了那些兒酸甜苦辣；沒出息一枝班管，半生來，弄不清這幾個者也乎哉。不過是小聰明，刻鵠雕蟲被幾個活窮鬼弄得你</span>喪氣垂頭休怨命；<span class="夾白">果然有大本領，安邦定國，這一位醜魁星，雖然是</span>張牙舞爪也肯憐才。<span class="夾白">主考試，少什麼蘇玉局，領着那名士衡文，</span>且無三隻眼；<span class="夾白">坐衙門，縱有那包鐵面，難保他窮人告狀，</span>不破一分財。<span class="夾白">沒相干壞墨卷，考得上，便算他</span>文星透露；<span class="夾白">有凴據定例本，捐得出，也就是</span>官鬼詼諧。<span class="夾白">光閃閃雪砌冰山，炙手後</span>終會逐天消；<span class="夾白">硬幫幫紙糊紗帽，下場時</span>未可連頭賣。<span class="夾白">假慈悲，越勾踐、漢劉邦，用人時</span>妝出些豁達真誠；<span class="夾白">善逢迎，韓退之、杜子美，應制日</span>藏過了悲歌慷慨。<span class="科">小生</span><span class="夾白">武將勳勞，文官著作，可是實在的？<span class="科">淨</span>拚性命幹功名，活累煞故將軍，北討南征，</span>枉射斷兩壺弓箭；<span class="夾白">嘔心肝做文字，可憐見腐太史，東奔西跑，</span>也踏破了幾對靴鞋。<span class="科">貼</span><span class="夾白">這都靠着運氣呢。<span class="科">淨</span>江心裡掛了帆，廟門前斷了碑，</span>沒情面的風雷多勢利；<span class="夾白">銅爐閃熄了香，石鼎中滅了火，</span>有威靈的神鬼也癡呆。<span class="夾白">放不下長樓梯，井底蝦蟆，</span>難求千佛救；<span class="夾白">提得穩巧線索，棚中傀儡，</span>也有八人擡。<span class="科">小旦</span><span class="夾白">如此敢要尚義氣麼？<span class="科">淨</span>謊也。花開了白玉堂、黃金窟，熱鬧裡，</span>結拜個弟弟兄兄；<span class="夾白">風吹到鬼門關、奈河橋，急切中，</span>失脫了爺爺奶奶。<span class="科">末</span><span class="夾白">權術如何？<span class="科">淨</span>蠢曹瞞，哄自家造疑塚，末了兒</span>藏不過腐骨幾根；<span class="夾白">獃嬴政，替後世築長城，預先的</span>落下了臭名千載。<span class="夾白">怕甚麼猙獰鬼、邋遢鬼、刁鑽鬼、俊俏鬼，在陽世上，枉自會</span>掉舌搖頭稱爾汝；<span class="夾白">看這班狠毒人、良善人、伶俐人、古怪人，到陰司裡，卻仍要</span>打恭作揖喚臺台。<span class="科">小生</span><span class="夾白">守本分的可好？<span class="科">淨</span>苦守定幾所田園，生不多，死不少，真個是</span>褌中蟣蝨，<span class="夾白">緊藏着一包敕印，降便愁，陞便喜，也不過</span>櫪下駑駘，<span class="夾白">聽着，他打就行，喝就止，黑洞洞</span>驢兒推磨；<span class="夾白">看定人喜就笑怒就哭，明顯顯</span>花子排街。<span class="科">貼</span><span class="夾白">可有報應？<span class="科">淨</span>猛霹靂，捉不去瞌睡蟲，任他們打了爺，罵了娘，須索要喫緊的</span>連夜驅車尋閃電；<span class="夾白">善閻羅，苦用着褦襶鬼，儘他們欺了君，賣了國，為甚不早些兒</span>預先把筆判拘牌。<span class="科">小旦</span><span class="夾白">青史何如？<span class="科">淨</span>青史也是夢。訂幾本大賬簿，記載些好本紀、窮世家、混列傳，輪流着</span>邪正君臣填注腳；<span class="夾白">打一回長算盤，扣除了壞心腸、劣皮毛、醜嘴臉，準折出</span>聖賢忠孝細分腮。<span class="科">末</span><span class="夾白">請問天地這樣辦法，難道不嫌煩瑣麼？<span class="科">淨</span>咳！天地也是無可奈何，所以造出這些圈套，儘世上的人跳去。設下這千鍾粟、九品官，牢籠定十萬八千才智愚蒙，</span>一堆兒同掙扎；<span class="夾白">劈開了九層天、十重地，捉弄的東西南北榮枯壽殀，</span>都聽着大安排。<span class="夾白">五瘟神肩挑上百般病，</span>沿門硬派；<span class="夾白">九子母手牽定各樣兒，</span>隨意投胎。<span class="夾白">打一面喬鼓兒，休要怨</span>老神明差了果報；<span class="夾白">使一會天性子，也須知</span>大氣運關着興衰。<span class="夾白">小團圓，鳳皇冠，騏麟服，好封蔭，合得上厚祿高官，都只為</span>積祖承恩相挈帶；<span class="夾白">大劫數，離亂年，饑荒歲，劣殘生逃出天羅地網，那裡是</span>排家造惡盡應該。<span class="夾白">沒對證的鬼變人，人變畜，鬧轟轟轉不了</span>雜碎輪廻；<span class="夾白">喜更張的水成田，田成海，急攘攘算不盡的</span>糊塗世界。<span class="科">眾</span><span class="夾白">天王以何修為，成此解脫？<span class="科">淨</span>俺的參悟，好不苦也。</span>哭一聲，<span class="夾白">豁剌剌，驚得個</span>揭諦神落了鋼叉；笑一聲，<span class="夾白">谷都都，嚇得個</span>彌勒佛躲入布袋。<span class="夾白">嘆口氣，走進了</span>蟻兒般的戲場中；<span class="夾白">發個狠，跳出了</span>雞蛋大的乾坤外。<span class="夾白">翻筋斗，撞破了</span>女媧氏補的天；<span class="夾白">轉喉嚨，吸乾了</span>精衛兒填的海。硬睜着大眼孔，生怕老天瞞；肯鑽入悶葫蘆，浪被時人紿。<span class="夾白">真豪傑，腔子內都忘了</span>生死窮通；<span class="夾白">大英雄，夢兒中肯露出</span>輸贏成敗。<span class="夾白">這便是俺</span>覺華王領受了天封拜。<span class="夾白">俺與你</span>和盤托出，<span class="夾白">您可也</span>撤底丟開。</p>

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