檢視南戲傳奇/清忠譜吳本/第十三齣/07白的原始碼

<p class="白"><span class="科">付白</span>李老爺坐！<span class="科">淨</span>張老爺坐！張老爺坐！<span class="科">付</span>咱每奉了駕帖，到處拿人，不知賺了多少銀子。如今差到蘇州，拿個吏部，又是個美官。<span class="科">淨</span>是個美官呢？<span class="科">付</span>自古上說天堂，下說蘇、杭。<span class="科">淨</span>下說蘇、杭，不錯。<span class="科">付</span>豈不知蘇州是個富饒的所在！開口是個窮官，閉口也是窮官，難道咱每三千七百里路來到這裡，白白的回去不成麼？<span class="科">淨</span>可笑那毛一鷺撩咱每在冷屋裡頭，自己來也不來。張老爺，咱每弄得出周順昌的銀子就罷了，若弄不得周昌的銀子，倒毛一鷺的包！<span class="科">付</span>倒毛一鷺的包。喚差人！<span class="科">淨</span>喚差人！<span class="科">旦、貼</span>差人！差人！<span class="科">丑上白</span>𣬿你厾花娘，亦厾叫哉！在胳裡？<span class="科">正、貼</span>呔，老爺叫！<span class="科">丑</span>呦，自哉！老爺，差人磕頭！<span class="科">淨</span>你藏在那裡？<span class="科">丑</span>小人勿敢盛嚇，小人拉厾廂房裡撒尿。<span class="科">淨</span>差你在這裡伺候，倒在廂房裡拉屎，拿皮鞭打！<span class="科">正、貼</span>嚇！<span class="科">付</span>住了！李老爺，他每蠻子撒溺，叫做撒尿。<span class="科">丑</span>嚇，叫奢撒溺？叫奢撒溺？<span class="科">淨</span>呔，王八肏的！<span class="科">丑</span>勿是嚇！小人拉裡伏侍老爺蓋一場，學兩句官話，外頭去擺擺架子也是好個。<span class="科">付</span>李老爺，他要學咱每的京話，外邊去好瞎擺。<span class="科">淨</span>瞎擺，這狗囊的！<span class="科">丑</span>正是瞎擺！正是瞎擺！<span class="科">淨</span>差人！<span class="科">丑</span>有！<span class="科">淨</span>你去對毛一鷺說，咱每奉皇爺的聖旨、廠爺的鈞旨，到處拿人，你做誰家官兒，不値得在犯官身上弄萬把銀子與咱每？若有銀子呢，就罷了。若沒有銀子，咱每也不要周順昌了。咱每是去了，叫毛一鷺自己把周順昌解到京裡來罷！去！<span class="科">丑</span>知道！<span class="科">淨</span>走！<span class="科">丑</span>是了！<span class="科">淨</span>快去！<span class="科">丑</span>曉得！<span class="科">淨</span>快走！<span class="科">丑</span>各答，呆、呆、呆！<span class="科">正、貼</span>什麼？<span class="科">丑</span>兩位小老爺，姜姜個位老爺對子我哩咭嚦咕囉，麻布千秋，滿嘴舌頭拉厾嚼個哆哈奢個？<span class="科">正、貼</span>你不懂麼？<span class="科">丑</span>蓋哩勿是奢？<span class="科">正、貼</span>爺，他不懂。<span class="科">淨</span>明明白白的話，怎麼不懂？<span class="科">丑</span>阿敢勿懂，直頭聽勿出阿奢！<span class="科">付</span>差人來，我對你說。<span class="科">正、貼</span>張老爺對你說！<span class="科">丑</span>蓋沒求個老爺，慢慢能個嚼。<span class="科">付</span>自然。<span class="科">丑</span>慢慢能個噴。<span class="科">付</span>咱每來得長遠了。<span class="科">丑</span>個句是那說？<span class="科">正、貼</span>老爺每來得長遠了，好幾個日子了。<span class="科">丑</span>嚇，瞎、瞎得長玄了，瞎、瞎、瞎得日腳多哉。<span class="科">付</span>你去對毛一鷺說，咱每要銀子。<span class="科">丑</span>個句亦是那說？<span class="科">正、貼</span>老爺每要銀子。<span class="科">丑</span>嚇，要行子。<span class="科">正、貼</span>是嚇。<span class="科">付</span>有銀子呢，叫他快快擡來。<span class="科">丑</span>住厾，個句我聽得出個，瞎得有行子，叫他快快擡來。<span class="科">付</span>是嚇。<span class="科">丑</span>阿是我聽得出個，阿是我聽得出個。<span class="科">淨</span>呔，王八肏的！<span class="科">丑</span>勿是嚇，倘然沒得行子，銅錢也怕了。<span class="科">淨</span>呔，狗肏的！<span class="科">丑</span>我也要問明卜子。<span class="科">付</span>他要問個明白。<span class="科">丑</span>是嚇，個位老爺沒，喫子乾屎連頭能介，明卜個哉㖸。<span class="科">付</span>不錯。<span class="科">丑</span>阿是你喫子乾屎連頭哉？<span class="科">付</span>是嚇。<span class="科">丑</span>我說你喫子乾屎連頭哉。<span class="科">付</span>有銀子呢，教他快快擡來。若沒有銀子，咱每也不要周順昌了。咱每是去了，教毛一鷺自己把周順昌解到京裡來罷。去！<span class="科">丑</span>曉得。<span class="科">付</span>走！<span class="科">丑</span>知道。<span class="科">付</span>快去！<span class="科">丑</span>是了。<span class="科">付</span>快走！<span class="科">丑</span>各答，呆、呆、呆。<span class="科">正、貼</span>做什麼？<span class="科">丑</span>小老爺，奢個叫做咱每、咱每？<span class="科">正、貼</span>老爺稱咱每。<span class="科">丑</span>嚇，老爺稱咱每。啐，一向渾濁濁，只幹稱渠老爺，要稱奢咱每個。那間着着實實介，稱呼渠一稱呼哩介。只個小的稟上咱每！<span class="科">淨、付</span>胡說，王八肏的！<span class="科">正、貼</span>呔，自己稱咱每！<span class="科">丑</span>嚇，自己稱咱每，蓋沒是了，咱每稟老爺！<span class="科">淨、付</span>打這狗囊的！<span class="科">正、貼</span>老爺自己稱咱每，你怎麼也稱咱每？<span class="科">丑</span>那勿要管哉，大家稱咱每沒哉，咱每稟上咱每！<span class="科">淨、付</span>打這小婦養的！<span class="科">正、貼</span>嚇！<span class="科">丑</span>啐出來，橫是打個哉，讓我回話子。<span class="科">付</span>待他說！<span class="科">正、貼</span>說！<span class="科">丑</span>小的呢，是魚玄裡個差人。<span class="科">付、淨</span>他說什麼？<span class="科">正、貼</span>他是吳縣的差人。<span class="科">付、淨</span>你是吳縣的差人？<span class="科">丑</span>是嚇，見勿得都老爺個。<span class="科">淨、付</span>是什麼？<span class="科">正、貼</span>見不得都老爺的。<span class="科">淨、付</span>見不得都老爺的，是麼？<span class="科">丑</span>是嚇，魚玄老爺沒，見得都老爺的。<span class="科">淨、付</span>又說什麼？<span class="科">正、貼</span>吳縣才見得都老爺。<span class="科">淨、付</span>是麼？<span class="科">丑</span>是嚇，你厾那間賊梗沒心高，閒曹白甲，六勿答八，九勿答三，吚嚦嗚囉，滿嘴舌頭，麻布千秋。你看彈出子個雙賊眼烏珠，對子你厾爺特婁婁，賊你沒拿個屎空，對子你厾阿爹，賊梗鍬哩鍬，是沒行用個厾。<span class="科">付</span>依你便怎麼樣？<span class="科">丑</span>依你厾爺麼？你厾兩個大咱每，差兩個小咱每。跟子咱每，去見咱每個魚玄老爺沒是哉。奢難，奢難嚇？<span class="科">付</span>李老爺，他叫咱每跟兩個人去。<span class="科">淨</span>咱每的人呢？<span class="科">正、貼</span>有！<span class="科">付</span>照着咱每的話去對毛一鷺說去！<span class="科">正、貼</span>是！<span class="科">丑</span>走、走、走！<span class="科">內應喝。正、貼、丑</span>去不得！去不得！<span class="科">淨、付</span>怎麼又回來了？<span class="科">正、貼、丑</span>外面人山人海在那裡，去不得！<span class="科">淨、付</span>要皮鞭做什麼？打開走！<span class="科">正、貼</span>嚇，走！嚇，走！<span class="科">丑</span>有趣，有趣。<span class="科">正、貼、丑下。淨</span>這些蘇州蠻子好騃，開讀罷了，有什麼好看，擠得滿滿的？<span class="科">付</span>他每從來沒有見咱每怎麼一個模樣。<span class="科">淨</span>咱每的人去了，少不得打發人來回咱每。<span class="科">付</span>不怕老毛不來。<span class="科">淨</span>喝杯涼酒兒去罷。<span class="科">付</span>用得着了。<span class="科">淨</span>飛廉傳信去，<span class="科">付</span>貫索就擒來。<span class="科">淨</span>老爺請！<span class="科">付</span>我的爺，請罷！<span class="科">下</span></p>

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